idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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