I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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