I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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