it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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