Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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