Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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