Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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