: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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