Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
