i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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