I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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