And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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