Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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