The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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