I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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