Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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