god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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