i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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