Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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