Sponge bath it is.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
