Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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