Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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