You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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