she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
nutella sex= disaster
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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