i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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