She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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