so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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