Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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