i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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