Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
there is glitter all over my balls
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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