so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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