windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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