So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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