My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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