I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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