It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Can Purell be used as lube?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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