I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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