these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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