just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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