JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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