On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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