u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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