triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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