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I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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