Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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