I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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