She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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