One girl and one boy is just not enough.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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