The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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