quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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