Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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