Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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