Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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