Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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