she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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