That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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