my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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