butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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