Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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