Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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