oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.