I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.